This Winter's going to be a corker

[VectraMan]

I'm happy to store your wheels for you. Shall we say £50 per day?

Rims are what toilets have. Cars have wheels.

[FiveTimes]

local tyre shop near me offers to store them if you buy winter ones from him. I think its £20 but not sure.

[RasputinDude]

I'm happy to store your wheels for you. Shall we say £50 per day?

Rims are what toilets have. Cars have wheels.

My toilet has a seat.

According to MrsDude, it also has a lid that can be put down, but I can't for the life of me see why it needs such a thing.

[BrilloPad]

My toilet has a seat.

According to MrsDude, it also has a lid that can be put down, but I can't for the life of me see why it needs such a thing.

Don't you ever need a dump?

Mrs BP insists the only time I leave the toilet seat up is when cleaning it....

[DodgyAgent]

DO NOT USE THE WORD "TOILET"

[RasputinDude]

Don't you ever need a dump?

That's what ClientCo's traps - and time - are for.

[TestMangler]

I'm happy to store your wheels for you. Shall we say £50 per day?

Rims are what toilets have. Cars have wheels.

Unless you're a mofo gangsta rap type bro, innit ?

[ZARDOZ]

Britain prepares for coldest winter in 100 years - Telegraph

Gr8 stuff

In 2011 the Mail et al were calling a really bad winter since October. It didn't happen bar a couple of weeks in December.

[d000hg]

DO NOT USE THE WORD "TOILET"

Why?

[SupremeSpod]

Why?

Because it's a bog, sh!tter, crapper, loo, dunny*


*delete as appropriate.