New CUK features you'd like to see

[d000hg]

Presumably it would just be left with you and a few sockies saying "well said sasguru. you are so not a cretin. you are so handsome and well endowed due to your superior edukation".

I doubt it. I think it'd be more like when Rimmer played Better Than Life... even his sockies would turn on him.

[SimonMac]

A sticky list of terms and acronyms commonly used on this forum but new folk have no idea what they mean

That'ss half the fun

HTH BIDI WGAS

[northernladuk]

Or just replace the search page so the search goes directly to Google site search automatically.

Or just redirect the 'Submit' button when posting a new thread to google.

[sasguru]

Can we have a cretin filter? I know that'll remove 3/4 of the traffic, but imagine how the quality would rise.

Good idea, are you off to mumsnet then?

I rest my case.

[eek]

I rest my case.

Good idea, are you off to mumsnet then?

WSSS HTH

[original PM]

I rest my case.

Hmm you are no Rumpole of the Bailey are you?

[OwlHoot]

Hmm you are no Rumpole of the Bailey are you?

More like Sheriff Rumpo in Carry on Cowboy

[sasguru]

More like Sheriff Rumpo in Carry on Cowboy

I think I can take the judgement of someone who fancied Gentile rotten with a pinch of salt, eh?

[SupremeSpod]

I think I can take the judgement of someone who fancied Gentile rotten with a pinch of salt, eh?

What's not to fancy?

[OwlHoot]

I think I can take the judgement of someone who fancied Gentile rotten with a pinch of salt, eh?

What's not to fancy?

Face it, you can't stand the fact she's far more articulate and better looking than you (and probably smarter)