Originally posted by SimonMac
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WSMS. They are chuffin lethal.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Wear disposable gloves. Or just do what I do - handle very carefully. I use one Scotch Bonnet if my kids will be eating the curry, otherwise two. Scotch Bonnets are good in that they add a very pleasant flavour as well as heat.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Grab a spare carrier bag and put your hand inside it whilst chopping. Afterwards, grab the waste (seeds etc) through the bag and bin both together."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Too late. Curry is awesome but it does make your insides tingle. Sinuses are clearing nicely
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You've shat in itOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostAdded #2 now
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And that's why I don't eat curry.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostYou've shat in it
Top Tip #23 After you've chopped your chilli, don't touch your willyIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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My whiney ex did that (despite being told to be careful). Wish I'd had some Tena Lady in.Originally posted by hyperD View Post
Top Tip #23 After you've chopped your chilli, don't touch your willy
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