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Little things that make you happy
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Opening air filled packaging or a new tennis ball tube.... tssssss lovely.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostOpening air filled packaging or a new tennis ball tube.... tssssss lovely.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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The cuddle my girls give me.
The smile the wife gives me when she knows she has been found out (no nothing naughty) just the smile you give to your partner when you realise you have been mildly stupid/greedy/selfish and been caught.
The cat deigning to acknowledge me.
the wave of the tree leaves I can see from my home office.
first cup of coffee from the filter machine.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Little things that make you happy
Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWhen an invoice drops into my accountComment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostThe cuddle my girls give me.
The smile the wife gives me when she knows she has been found out (no nothing naughty) just the smile you give to your partner when you realise you have been mildly stupid/greedy/selfish and been caught.
The cat deigning to acknowledge me.
the wave of the tree leaves I can see from my home office.
first cup of coffee from the filter machine.
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostThe feeling when your period finally finishes as I assume you are a girl?!
Seriously I find nowadays I'm calming down, maybe the hair loss is helping with testosterone overload.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostSimilarly, vacuum-packed coffee where you stab the foil 'brick'.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostThe pop when opening a bottle of single malt for the first timeOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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