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Little things that make you happy

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    #11
    My penis

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      #12
      Opening air filled packaging or a new tennis ball tube.... tssssss lovely.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #13
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        Opening air filled packaging or a new tennis ball tube.... tssssss lovely.
        Similarly, vacuum-packed coffee where you stab the foil 'brick'.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          The cuddle my girls give me.

          The smile the wife gives me when she knows she has been found out (no nothing naughty) just the smile you give to your partner when you realise you have been mildly stupid/greedy/selfish and been caught.

          The cat deigning to acknowledge me.

          the wave of the tree leaves I can see from my home office.

          first cup of coffee from the filter machine.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            Little things that make you happy

            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            When an invoice drops into my account
            Can I send you an invoice?

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              #16
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              The cuddle my girls give me.

              The smile the wife gives me when she knows she has been found out (no nothing naughty) just the smile you give to your partner when you realise you have been mildly stupid/greedy/selfish and been caught.

              The cat deigning to acknowledge me.

              the wave of the tree leaves I can see from my home office.

              first cup of coffee from the filter machine.
              The feeling when your period finally finishes as I assume you are a girl?!

              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #17
                Spaffing

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  The feeling when your period finally finishes as I assume you are a girl?!

                  Nope I'm in touch with any feminine side I can get!

                  Seriously I find nowadays I'm calming down, maybe the hair loss is helping with testosterone overload.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Similarly, vacuum-packed coffee where you stab the foil 'brick'.
                    The pop when opening a bottle of single malt for the first time
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                      The pop when opening a bottle of single malt for the first time
                      Or any time, you're right it's a lovely noise.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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