Originally posted by zeitghost
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Too old at 35.
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Originally posted by zeitghostTried introducing the Esteemed Customers to the finer details of stuff like that but they all fell asleep.
Now all they get is the coarser details.
They still fall asleep though.
I'm trying to find the commonality in the falling asleep, but I can't quite put my claw on it at the moment.
And some of them still can't understand breadboards.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Don't forget the average life expectancy of someone from birth in India is 65 he could be right, they are half dead by then.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostI couldn't possibly comment.
The breadboard thing really frustrates me because I can't for the life of me understand what the problem is.
Seems pretty simple to me.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostIn Europe people don't have the jobs for life mentality anymore, and continue to up-skill all the time.
Most people I know outside of IT certainty arent up-skilling ever.Comment
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I've only got 5 more years until I can retire then. Nice.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by escapeUK View PostI think you are looking at a very narrow area such as your own field and thinking this is representative of everyone.
Most people I know outside of IT certainty arent up-skilling ever.
If they are in certain non-IT career paths they are as they have no choice."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I wrote a macro in excel vba today. Get a 20 year old graddie to do thatWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI've only got 5 more years until I can retire then. Nice.
Originally posted by doodab View PostI wrote a macro in excel vba today. Get a 20 year old graddie to do thatDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostOr anywhere in the South of France really.
That would be tricky, since most don't graduate until 21 or over. If I need an excel VBA macro though, I'd normally get some young grad to do it.
"I'm stuck on one thing" he said and proceeded to explain to the other 5 fast trackers in the company what he couldnt do. I wasn't paying that much attention & eventually one asked me to have a look. I leant forward, had a look and hit Alt-F11 to knock up VBA.
It was like Jesus had come down to earth in a space ship and ridden out on a dinosaur.
"You're all fookin kidding me, right?"
None of them even knew it existed.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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