Originally posted by zeitghost
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe wiggins one was deffo van fault. It pulled out of a garage without looking. Even if it had looked it was driven by a bird. Women should not be allowed behind the wheel.
You bad man..
I have driven a long wheel base transit to Wales & back, twice
A Luton van to Bournemouth & back
An 8m camper van to Leipzig & back
& a mini bus around a building site
Not yet had a prang
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The thing you are missing is that I am quoting Mrs BP. And both my sisters, who are great drivers, think most women are sh1t.Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
You bad man..
I have driven a long wheel base transit to Wales & back, twice
A Luton van to Bournemouth & back
An 8m camper van to Leipzig & back
& a mini bus around a building site
Not yet had a prang
When Mrs BP walks the kids to school who do you think lets her across the road? White Van man.
And who tries to run her down? That stupid bird - often in a 4WD and small child in the back.
But thanks for the
. Would you come round and do it in person?
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I find raising the interest no problem. Its just the thought of actually exerting myself tires me out and sends me straight to sleep.Originally posted by zeitghostGoodness me, at my stage of life I can't raise the interest in a mere 2 hours.
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No just get yourself a 23 year old Nympho teach her the reverse cowgirl and kiss your old house in Swindon goodbye.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI find raising the interest no problem. Its just the thought of actually exerting myself tires me out and sends me straight to sleep.
Do you mean things are going to get worse for me?
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Ahhhh the school run mum: ok I’ll give you that they can’t drive worth a damn, or actually they probably could, they just live in a special world where they don’t need to as they & their little Tommy are exempt from all rules & social etiquetteOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostThat stupid bird - often in a 4WD and small child in the back.
You would not survive..Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBut thanks for the
. Would you come round and do it in person?
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Growing up is optionalComment
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