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Previously on "fooking car drivers"

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    That stupid bird - often in a 4WD and small child in the back.
    Ahhhh the school run mum: ok I’ll give you that they can’t drive worth a damn, or actually they probably could, they just live in a special world where they don’t need to as they & their little Tommy are exempt from all rules & social etiquette


    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    But thanks for the . Would you come round and do it in person?
    You would not survive..

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I find raising the interest no problem. Its just the thought of actually exerting myself tires me out and sends me straight to sleep.

    Do you mean things are going to get worse for me?
    No just get yourself a 23 year old Nympho teach her the reverse cowgirl and kiss your old house in Swindon goodbye.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Goodness me, at my stage of life I can't raise the interest in a mere 2 hours.
    I find raising the interest no problem. Its just the thought of actually exerting myself tires me out and sends me straight to sleep.

    Do you mean things are going to get worse for me?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post


    You bad man..
    I have driven a long wheel base transit to Wales & back, twice
    A Luton van to Bournemouth & back
    An 8m camper van to Leipzig & back
    & a mini bus around a building site
    Not yet had a prang
    The thing you are missing is that I am quoting Mrs BP. And both my sisters, who are great drivers, think most women are sh1t.

    When Mrs BP walks the kids to school who do you think lets her across the road? White Van man.

    And who tries to run her down? That stupid bird - often in a 4WD and small child in the back.

    But thanks for the . Would you come round and do it in person?

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The wiggins one was deffo van fault. It pulled out of a garage without looking. Even if it had looked it was driven by a bird. Women should not be allowed behind the wheel.


    You bad man..
    I have driven a long wheel base transit to Wales & back, twice
    A Luton van to Bournemouth & back
    An 8m camper van to Leipzig & back
    & a mini bus around a building site
    Not yet had a prang

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  • vetran
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Back in 2.

    ftfy

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  • Dallas
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Any sign of Debbie?
    there are a few of us

    one is a Cox

    make of that what you will

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
    Very high calibre eye candy there is there too
    So you have said several times in your emails!

    I find such attitude disgraceful. Men have feelings you know. Would you catch me behaving in such a sexist way? I have never posted pictures of naked women online or anything like that........

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  • Dallas
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Nothing to do with your winter training activity of drinking and eyeing up the men in the rowing club then?
    Very high calibre eye candy there is there too

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  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
    oi
    Sorry Dallas. Did not mean you. No spokey dokeys at midnightman. Please.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
    Tis the season,

    I am back on public transport for a few weeks until all road users realise it is dark and adjusts their behaviour. Rush hour East London is like a bl@@dy circus at the minute.
    Nothing to do with your winter training activity of drinking and eyeing up the men in the rowing club then?

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  • Dallas
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The wiggins one was deffo van fault. It pulled out of a garage without looking. Even if it had looked it was driven by a bird. Women should not be allowed behind the wheel.
    oi

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  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    did we ever get the details of the other 2 crashes?

    was it the drivers and if so how?
    The wiggins one was deffo van fault. It pulled out of a garage without looking. Even if it had looked it was driven by a bird. Women should not be allowed behind the wheel.

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  • Dallas
    replied
    Tis the season,

    I am back on public transport for a few weeks until all road users realise it is dark and adjusts their behaviour. Rush hour East London is like a bl@@dy circus at the minute.

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  • vetran
    replied
    did we ever get the details of the other 2 crashes?

    was it the drivers and if so how?

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