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    #11
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Back in 2.

    ftfy
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      The wiggins one was deffo van fault. It pulled out of a garage without looking. Even if it had looked it was driven by a bird. Women should not be allowed behind the wheel.


      You bad man..
      I have driven a long wheel base transit to Wales & back, twice
      A Luton van to Bournemouth & back
      An 8m camper van to Leipzig & back
      & a mini bus around a building site
      Not yet had a prang
      Growing old is mandatory
      Growing up is optional

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        #13
        Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post


        You bad man..
        I have driven a long wheel base transit to Wales & back, twice
        A Luton van to Bournemouth & back
        An 8m camper van to Leipzig & back
        & a mini bus around a building site
        Not yet had a prang
        The thing you are missing is that I am quoting Mrs BP. And both my sisters, who are great drivers, think most women are sh1t.

        When Mrs BP walks the kids to school who do you think lets her across the road? White Van man.

        And who tries to run her down? That stupid bird - often in a 4WD and small child in the back.

        But thanks for the . Would you come round and do it in person?

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          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Goodness me, at my stage of life I can't raise the interest in a mere 2 hours.
          I find raising the interest no problem. Its just the thought of actually exerting myself tires me out and sends me straight to sleep.

          Do you mean things are going to get worse for me?

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I find raising the interest no problem. Its just the thought of actually exerting myself tires me out and sends me straight to sleep.

            Do you mean things are going to get worse for me?
            No just get yourself a 23 year old Nympho teach her the reverse cowgirl and kiss your old house in Swindon goodbye.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              That stupid bird - often in a 4WD and small child in the back.
              Ahhhh the school run mum: ok I’ll give you that they can’t drive worth a damn, or actually they probably could, they just live in a special world where they don’t need to as they & their little Tommy are exempt from all rules & social etiquette


              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              But thanks for the . Would you come round and do it in person?
              You would not survive..
              Growing old is mandatory
              Growing up is optional

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