Life on the track

[FiveTimes]

Couldn't +VE rep you so -VE AussieLong instead

I've done it instead

[speling bee]

I took a detour through a remote country town called Taree. It was like the wild west. 2 miles of deserted motels on the dual carriageway into town. Got into town on sunday night... Dead... Tumbleweed dead. Went into the supermarket ... Dead except for checkout staff: tattooed emo freaks with bad skin. Red neck town. Like going back 20 years to bad parts of the UK. Kicking myself-Why the hell did I pick Taree to break up my journey?!

So, what to do for the evening? I took myself off for an Indian. Two other people in the restaurant. Terrible decor, bad food.

So I set off back to my motel. Swung by the petrol station to buy some chocolate. Picked up a local paper. Straight to the classifieds. Bingo-a local brothel on an industrial estate! Got $500 bucks out of the ATM and called a taxi. 20 minutes later I've had a fat line, a beer and I'm sitting in a hot tub with a couple of Asian chicks.

That's how I'm livin'

How much is $500 in sterling? Where is OH when you finally need him?

[NickFitz]

Who can't spend a night somewhere boring? Didn't you have a book?

He did, but the biker gang coloured it in.

[mudskipper]

You fancy him!

Cojak and Aussie sitting in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Careful - the last matchmaking thread got pulled.

[speling bee]

Careful - the last matchmaking thread got pulled.

Just like cojak, then.

[aussielong]

He does have some stories to tell doesn't he?

PM me

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[aussielong]

Oi you guys, leave hm alone.

AL, there was some poster on here a while back who was offering to run courses to turn losers into winners.

I'll see if I can find them.

"Oi you guys"!.. Do you think of this forum as an office, or a friendly social club?

Let me help, it's more like One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.

Get creative dude! Rise and amplify!

[aussielong]

He did, but the biker gang coloured it in.

Bikie, not biker.

[SimonMac]

Wasn't mudskipper after a new bike?