Life on the track

[SimonMac]

It takes bravery to tell a bunch of guys you have to use Viagra to get it up for a hooker.

For the type of hooker you can get two, some booze and a bit of columbian marching powder all for £300 I would need all the help I can get

[EternalOptimist]

I like the idea that some kicks themselves because they stop at a one horse town and the supermarket is dead.

while forgetting to mention several other majorly massive reasons for regretting stopping there


'How was Taree mate ?'
'I tell you man, them whores stripped me off and got me in the tub, they got me boned up on Viagara then ten bikers kicked the door in, threw the whores out, robbed eveything and left me wet an freezing with a woody on a street in an industrial estate'
'holy moley'
'but it got worse. much much worse'
'What happened man, what did the boguns do to you?'

'er..nothing. but that supermarket man. It was dead'

[d000hg]

Who can't spend a night somewhere boring? Didn't you have a book?

[alreadypacked]

I took a detour, didn't get extended. That's how I'm livin'

FTFY

Jobserv is your friend.

[sasguru]

He does have some stories to tell doesn't he?

You fancy him!

Cojak and Aussie sitting in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

[doodab]

It got worse. We got raided by a bike gang. They came in and robbed everyone. I was left outside on the street naked with a viagra boner that wasn't going anywhere.

What I did next I am not proud of.

Did it involve skype?

[MarillionFan]

Did everyone then turn into Vampires and you had to stab a dozen in the heart with your viagra boner?

[Pondlife]

Oi you guys, leave hm alone.

AL, there was some poster on here a while back who was offering to run courses to turn losers into winners.

I'll see if I can find them.

[MarillionFan]

Puts my wild evening of retiring to the hotel bar with a book
On how Salesforce.com changed cloud computing I can tell you.

[SimonMac]

Oi you guys, leave hm alone.

AL, there was some poster on here a while back who was offering to run courses to turn losers into winners.

I'll see if I can find them.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Pondlife again.

Couldn't +VE rep you so -VE AussieLong instead