Should I tell my friend about what his wife is up to?

[vetran]

PM Old Hack.

I'm not travelling across the North Sea to shag some builder's wife when I've got Lady Tester and a tub of blancmange at home.

we have a new meme,

Would sir like Blancmange with that?

BP don't sh*t on your own doorstep, stay out of it.
your mate is Big but not clever.The messenger may end up in his sights.

[speling bee]

we have a new meme,

Would sir like Blancmange with that?

BP don't sh*t on your own doorstep, stay out of it.
your mate is Big but not clever.The messenger may end up in his sights.

I think BP is blancmanging on his own doorstep.

[NotAllThere]

And use the same pet name, CAVEAT(so I've been told)

I suppose if you call all your girlfriends CAVEAT you're less likely to be caught. Do you tell them it's Lithuanian for sweetheart or something?

[speling bee]

I suppose if you call all your girlfriends CAVEAT you're less likely to be caught. Do you tell them it's Lithuanian for sweetheart or something?

Let her beware, indeed.

[doomage]

Last Activity: Yesterday 16:53

Malvern link bridge fall: Attempted murder arrest

Still no sign of BP. He must be fuming at the lack of attention.

[AtW]

I hope it was quick and painless...

[BrilloPad]

I hope it was quick and painless...

At least it was quick......

[Sysman]

At least it was quick......

What? You told him?

[BrilloPad]

What? You told him?

I very nearly bottled it - I am a coward.