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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAhem, get orf my land.
Manifesto point 3 : People that can't get their cars "in the box" and park too close to your driver side making it impossible to get in to your car without climbing in through the sun roof will have their cars towed and crushed.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAhem, get orf my land.
Manifesto point 3 : People that can't get their BMW's / Mercs / 4x$s "in the box" and park too close to your driver side making it impossible to get in to your car without climbing in through the sun roof will have their cars towed and crushed.
FTFY
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Paddy View Post20 years ago I would worry about being mugged for £50 while walking down the high street. Now when I walk down the high street I get worried about being robbed thousands of pounds from banks, solicitors and other so-called professionals
and the wisdom to know the difference.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostFTFY
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostGrant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to know the difference.
4 pinter indeed.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostManifesto point 2 : Bin men putting wheelie bins in front of your drive instead of too the side where you originally placed them will be shot on site.
Harsh but fair.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAt least they have a job.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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