Suity's Britain

[Paddy]

I would scrap community service and order criminals that narrowly avoid custodial sentencing to do hundreds of hours of errecting flatpack furniture

Days of it now.

20 years ago I would worry about being mugged for £50 while walking down the high street. Now when I walk down the high street I get worried about being robbed thousands of pounds from banks, solicitors and other so-called professionals

[SupremeSpod]

Ahem, get orf my land.

Manifesto point 3 : People that can't get their cars "in the box" and park too close to your driver side making it impossible to get in to your car without climbing in through the sun roof will have their cars towed and crushed.

Lose some weight chubber.

[vetran]

Ahem, get orf my land.

Manifesto point 3 : People that can't get their BMW's / Mercs / 4x$s "in the box" and park too close to your driver side making it impossible to get in to your car without climbing in through the sun roof will have their cars towed and crushed.

FTFY

[suityou01]

Lose some weight chubber.

Now run along little boy.

[Mich the Tester]

20 years ago I would worry about being mugged for £50 while walking down the high street. Now when I walk down the high street I get worried about being robbed thousands of pounds from banks, solicitors and other so-called professionals

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to know the difference.

[suityou01]

FTFY

Amendment to Manifesto point 3 duly noted and passed. Vetran appointed shadow deputy PM.

[suityou01]

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to know the difference.

More liberalist bulltulip. Mitch, seriously mate, have yourself checked.

4 pinter indeed.

[Mich the Tester]

Manifesto point 2 : Bin men putting wheelie bins in front of your drive instead of too the side where you originally placed them will be shot on site.

Harsh but fair.

At least they have a job.

[suityou01]

At least they have a job.

Your name iz alzo on ze list

[FiveTimes]

At least they have a job.