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We don't have this problem. Jeeves takes the bins to the gates at the east of our house which is a good mile away from the garages. The chauffeur is always waiting to drive me in.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
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When I run the country your death shall be a slow one.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Make an example and you will be using your pimped camper van to take it all to the tipOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostF***** liberal bulltulip. Make an example of a few of them and the problem goes away.
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Are you going to bore me to deathOriginally posted by suityou01 View Post
When I run the country your death shall be a slow one.
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Listen boyo, step away from the keyboard and get back to your allen keys and instruction manualOriginally posted by suityou01 View Post
Now shoosh.
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Our local council would fine you 500 euros for bloodstains on the pavement.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostManifesto point 2 : Bin men putting wheelie bins in front of your drive instead of too the side where you originally placed them will be shot on site.
Harsh but fair.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Some sort of subsidy would be required then. With the money saved on labour for the refuse collection ought to cover it.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostOur local council would fine you 500 euros for bloodstains on the pavement.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Manifesto point 3 - posters that can't spell or suffer from bouts of Malapropism should be fed to the wolves.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostManifesto point 2 : Bin men putting wheelie bins in front of your drive instead of too the side where you originally placed them will be shot on site.
Harsh but fair.
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Ahem, get orf my land.Originally posted by vetran View PostManifesto point 3 - posters that can't spell or suffer from bouts of Malapropism should be fed to the wolves.
Fairly Harsh
Manifesto point 3 : People that can't get their cars "in the box" and park too close to your driver side making it impossible to get in to your car without climbing in through the sun roof will have their cars towed and crushed.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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