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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    A bit stupid though, seeing as you'll have to move the bin out of the way yourself.
    We don't have this problem. Jeeves takes the bins to the gates at the east of our house which is a good mile away from the garages. The chauffeur is always waiting to drive me in.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      ftfy


      When I run the country your death shall be a slow one.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        F***** liberal bulltulip. Make an example of a few of them and the problem goes away.
        Make an example and you will be using your pimped camper van to take it all to the tip

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


          When I run the country your death shall be a slow one.
          Are you going to bore me to death

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            #15
            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            Are you going to bore me to death


            Now shoosh.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


              Now shoosh.
              Listen boyo, step away from the keyboard and get back to your allen keys and instruction manual

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                #17
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Manifesto point 2 : Bin men putting wheelie bins in front of your drive instead of too the side where you originally placed them will be shot on site.

                Harsh but fair.
                Our local council would fine you 500 euros for bloodstains on the pavement.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Our local council would fine you 500 euros for bloodstains on the pavement.
                  Some sort of subsidy would be required then. With the money saved on labour for the refuse collection ought to cover it.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Manifesto point 2 : Bin men putting wheelie bins in front of your drive instead of too the side where you originally placed them will be shot on site.

                    Harsh but fair.
                    Manifesto point 3 - posters that can't spell or suffer from bouts of Malapropism should be fed to the wolves.

                    Fairly Harsh

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      Manifesto point 3 - posters that can't spell or suffer from bouts of Malapropism should be fed to the wolves.

                      Fairly Harsh
                      Ahem, get orf my land.

                      Manifesto point 3 : People that can't get their cars "in the box" and park too close to your driver side making it impossible to get in to your car without climbing in through the sun roof will have their cars towed and crushed.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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