Reply to: Suity's Britain

[mudskipper]

Ban quorn.

Did he PM threats to admin too?

[FiveTimes]

Manifesto point 4 : Ban quorn.

Ahem to that

[suityou01]

Manifesto point 4 : Ban quorn.

[DaveB]

Manifesto point 2 : Bin men putting wheelie bins in front of your drive instead of too the side where you originally placed them will be shot on site.

Harsh but fair.

A bit stupid though, seeing as you'll have to move the bin out of the way yourself.

And the body...

[suityou01]

Are you still trying to get it up?

No it's up. Slight problem with me drawers though

[mudskipper]

I would scrap community service and order criminals that narrowly avoid custodial sentencing to do hundreds of hours of errecting flatpack furniture

Days of it now.

Are you still trying to get it up?

[Mich the Tester]

...grow a pair and MTFU...

This is Suity we're talking about here.

[captainham]

Manifesto point 3 : People that can't get their cars "in the box" and park too close to your driver side making it impossible to get into your car without climbing in through the sun roof will have their cars towed and crushed with the owner inside.

FTFY, you lily-livered liberal. You need to grow a pair and MTFU, then the minions will learn.

[suityou01]

Manifesto point 4 : It shall be passed in law that it is a criminal offence to not put DVD's back in the correct box after use, punishable by 100 hours of manifesto point 1.

[hyperD]

It is real, we really do screw contractors.

Got any references?

Yup - here you go:

A Manager

Another Manager

[DodgyAgent]

I've got none I can use any more unfortunately. When i was looking for my first contract, every agent told me I needed to give two references, which I did. They told me it was for compliance or something.

Since then, my references have cut all ties with me as they spend all day on the phone answering calls about reclaiming PPI, cheaper electricity, personal injury claims, zero percent balance transfer credit cards and viagra

No wonder so many contractors hand over their references

[Mich the Tester]

I've got none I can use any more unfortunately. When i was looking for my first contract, every agent told me I needed to give two references, which I did. They told me it was for compliance or something.

Since then, my references have cut all ties with me as they spend all day on the phone answering calls about reclaiming PPI, cheaper electricity, personal injury claims, zero percent balance transfer credit cards and viagra

It's a hard lesson everyone has to learn once.

[JoeyD]

It's as real as you are going to get round here.

Got any references?

I've got none I can use any more unfortunately. When i was looking for my first contract, every agent told me I needed to give two references, which I did. They told me it was for compliance or something.

Since then, my references have cut all ties with me as they spend all day on the phone answering calls about reclaiming PPI, cheaper electricity, personal injury claims, zero percent balance transfer credit cards and viagra

[DodgyAgent]

When I said 'real business' that does not include agents

It is real, we really do screw contractors.

Got any references?

[JoeyD]

yep

When I said 'real business' that does not include agents