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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Well, looking at this from a psychoanalytical perspective there must have been a reason for you to post this. You have clearly been impressed with my recent return to health, go-getum attitude and significant project win recently.

    Also in your job as director, you are looking to impress, and need a BPM guy. You'd rather hire someone you know, and can keep control of, that also has domain experience.

    So to sum up, you're gay you are.

    Look you two shift to a private room or PM and negotiate a deal.

    SY its a cushy number before christmas
    MF surely its better to have the devil you vaguely know rather than someone you don't

    And if he's crap you can dump him in LA and get him to make his own way home.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Well, looking at this from a psychoanalytical perspective there must have been a reason for you to post this. You have clearly been impressed with my recent return to health, go-getum attitude and significant project win recently.

      Also in your job as director, you are looking to impress, and need a BPM guy. You'd rather hire someone you know, and can keep control of, that also has domain experience.

      So to sum up, you're gay you are.

      I think you might have got the job!

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        #13
        If you're going to San Francisco
        Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

        You might do better with a hat this time of year though
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Basically you're out of your depth, you've read a BPM book and know you need to implement some kind of standard but are clueless to which one and frankly you'd suck up to anyone to save you own skin
          ftfy

          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            ftfy

            Bottle of wine or truth serum
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              ftfy

              Suity you've pulled. Now negotiate a deal or I'll take over and do it for you.

              MF its £800 a day excluding expenses which I'll invoice for separately.
              Suity £350 a day suit you? You'll have to cover your own expenses. However could you send me copies of all expenses as we need to ensure you are where you are supposed and are claiming to be.

              Paperwork in the post tomorrow just PM your details over.
              Last edited by eek; 6 November 2012, 22:46.
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Right, just got it signed off. I need a BPM consultant in San Francisco for 3 months starting in the next week/two weeks. Can anyone recommend anyone?
                Will I have to work with you?

                If yes, then no - I can't recommend anybody.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Two days in to my new job as a Director. I'll hire anyone who tells me what I want to hear?
                  you are a cnt
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    you are a cnt
                    He did not say he wanted to hear the truth ...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      you are a cnt
                      You're fired.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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