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Makes I fart.Originally posted by norrahe View PostCauliflower cheese
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...you love a fatty, you love a fatty.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou don't sweat much....Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I went to a Greek last night in Stratford, ******* tulip. Had to send the Kefti back as it was raw and the replacement wasn't much better plus I don't think anything had garlic in it and they had the audacity to charge over 40 quid for meal for 2! The night before I went to a Malaysian which wasn't much better, particularly portion wise and was bloody expensive to boot. Tonight I will be going to Waitrose and cook in my hotel room
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI went to a Greek last night in Stratford, ******* tulip. Had to send the Kefti back as it was raw and the replacement wasn't much better plus I don't think anything had garlic in it and they had the audacity to charge over 40 quid for meal for 2! The night before I went to a Malaysian which wasn't much better, particularly portion wise and was bloody expensive to boot. Tonight I will be going to Waitrose and cook in my hotel room
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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