2 pcs of toast and three gherkins. Really need to go shopping.
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You got a problem you're not telling us about?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post2 pcs of toast and three gherkins. Really need to put on weight.Comment
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That would be my guess....Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post2 pcs of toast and three gherkins. Really need to go shopping.
Still deciding what to munch on. Still deciding whether to munch on anything.Comment
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Fkc no. Just found some ice cream. Perfick!Originally posted by Cliphead View PostYou got a problem you're telling us about?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Her new boyfriend is one of those 'fatty lovers' and he's told her that if she drops below 20stone he's leaving her!Originally posted by Cliphead View PostYou got a problem you're not telling us about?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I can just imagine your wife being a 'feeder'.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHer new boyfriend is one of those 'fatty lovers' and he's told her that if she drops below 20stone he's leaving her!Comment
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Jealousy is an ugly trait. You sooo love me.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHer new boyfriend is one of those 'fatty lovers' and he's told her that if she drops below 20stone he's leaving her!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostCauliflower cheese
Gaaaah that's my absolute fave food. I'm on my way!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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