Have we done the Virginity Auction?

[EternalOptimist]

Try filling them with custard for a change.

I tried that but it got a trifle messy

[Mich the Tester]

I tried that but it got a trifle messy

Then add cream and strawberries and make it an Eton mess.

[NotAllThere]

I tried that but it got a trifle messy

How many times did you try it?

[vetran]

I did


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[BrilloPad]

Yes, because being sad is having so much money to be able to throw it away on an hour of pleasure. Most men pay for sex, most just arent that honest about it.

Money can't buy you love. It can only buy you sex.

[escapeUK]

Money can't buy you love. It can only buy you sex.

But such a thing is not meant to last.

[Mich the Tester]

Money can't buy you love. It can only buy you sex.

What were you looking for when you first chatted up Mrs BP?
What do you think I was looking for when I first chatted up Lady Tester?

[BrilloPad]

What were you looking for when you first chatted up Mrs BP?

Signs that she would be prepared to feed me sardines while I spashed in the bath with a wetsuit and made seal noises.

What do you think I was looking for when I first chatted up Lady Tester?

Signs the the rest of the ladies volleyball team would join you both in bed one night.

[Mich the Tester]

Signs that she would be prepared to feed me sardines while I spashed in the bath with a wetsuit and made seal noises.



Signs the the rest of the ladies volleyball team would join you both in bed one night.

Spot on.

[original PM]

what proof is there that she is a virgin..???

it is not like she will bleed like a stuck pig and the hymen can be worn away by anything....





(well I am so big all ladies bleed but... )