Have we done the Virginity Auction?

[Mich the Tester]

what proof is there that she is a virgin..???

it is not like she will bleed like a stuck pig and the hymen can be worn away by anything....





(well I am so big all ladies bleed but... )

Looks like you could both be done under the Trade Descriptions Act.

[original PM]

Looks like you could both be done under the Trade Descriptions Act.

are you my wife???

[Platypus]

Considering there is a minor operation to restore virginity, there could be an new opening for business.

fnarr fnarr

the op doesn't restore virginity, it restores the hymen. These are not the same

[d000hg]

Yes, because being sad is having so much money to be able to throw it away on an hour of pleasure. Most men pay for sex, most just arent that honest about it.

All men pay for sex in 1 way or another. I refuse to pay a prostitute, but when you factor in dinners/travel/hourly rate, most women end up costing more than a prostitute if you divide the amount of money on them in a week, divided by the number of hours of sex.

That assumes you let a woman trick you into paying for everything. And that you spend a lot at a restaurant (or that I overestimate how much hookers cost of course).

[Zippy]

On a plane . wow


I think we should have a poll. 'How high off the ground were you, when you lost your virginity ?'

Are we talking feet above sea level?

[EternalOptimist]

Are we talking feet above sea level?

yes.
it's always intrestin to hear about people were when they heard that Kennedy was shot etc and the first man landed on the moon


when I first 'did it'
I was at angels zero, on the edge of a field. quite a lovely night really. and dont tell the missus, but I still love that girl

I wonder if the bird who flogged her virginity will have a nice story to tell in 40 years time