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That sounds painful.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostProbably a doctorate on the later Roman Empire and more research afterwards.
Although I'm probably on the way with nearly mortgage free and then a full time masters.
Superb. Well done.
Hard Brexit now!
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I'd open a lap dancing bar and be chief interviewer.Originally posted by d000hg View Post... if you didn't need to work to maintain your current standard of living?Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1tComment
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If I did not need to work then I would train more and aim at European level titles. I might also learn to joust.
I would also start properly researching the 'buy to let' market and try to study a different subject every 3 months or so.Comment
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I would run a care home for old and decrepit contractors and relieve them of their savings and pensions
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so quite close to your work now then really, just aiming at the elder marketOriginally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI would run a care home for old and decrepit contractors and relieve them of their savings and pensions
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he's just going to do more bottom wiping.Originally posted by chef View Postso quite close to your work now then really, just aiming at the elder marketComment
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I take it chef you work on "high end" strategic stuff with your expert analysisOriginally posted by chef View Postso quite close to your work now then really, just aiming at the elder market
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostProbably a doctorate on the later Roman Empire and more research afterwards.
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