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All this talk about the SAS and elite forces has made me think maybe sasguru's SAS isn't Statistical Analysis Software but the 'other' SAS? Gulp, maybe he's actually a hero and can slit our throats with a pencil after cooking a dead badger...
Or an expert in SAS disks........Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostAll this talk about the SAS and elite forces has made me think maybe sasguru's SAS isn't Statistical Analysis Software but the 'other' SAS? Gulp, maybe he's actually a hero and can slit our throats with a pencil after cooking a dead badger...
Or an expert in SAS disks........Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI can't see a Super Army Soldier posting the amount of cretinous stuff that sassy does.Comment
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I know someone like that. Of course he was in the SAS for a while. He claims that when he was there they pronounced it "sass", as in Sasguru.
He was also in the FBI at one point. I asked him if insiders pronounced that "fibby", which would be all too apt in this guy's case; but apparently it is indeed said F.B.I as one would expect.
He's also been in a hurricane in Cuba, earthquakes in Peru, floods, riots, revolutions. He was in Thailand when that tsunami struck, but luckily found himself on a roof from where he was able to use a long pole to rescue a whole family floating past. (I could have sworn I saw him in Earls Court the very same week; but obviously my dates must have been wrong.)
The odd thing is he's quite good at spotting BS spouted by others. When I mentioned having once played golf on a 19 hole course below decks on a US aircraft carrier, he was distinctly skeptical, and I think now has me marked down as a Walt.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by stek View PostAll this talk about the SAS and elite forces has made me think maybe sasguru's SAS isn't Statistical Analysis Software but the 'other' SAS? Gulp, maybe he's actually a hero and can slit our throats with a pencil after cooking a dead badger...
Or an expert in SAS disks........Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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