WWIII starts October 22 at 02:30 GMT

[d000hg]

Do you mean like Northern England vs Southern England?

Who would win?

The north would have to protect themselves on a 2nd front in case of a Scottish attack.

[Uncle Albert]

The north would have to protect themselves on a 2nd front in case of a Scottish attack.

It's the South that need to worry. London has already been infiltrated by half of Scotland.

[doodab]

Id be happy to fight in a civil war though, kinda looking forward to it tbh.

I expect the Chavs will elect some sort of football hooligan as their general. You'll be limited to chucking rocks.

[doodab]

It's the South that need to worry. London has already been infiltrated by half of Scotland.

And as the two most prosperous parts of the UK it makes sense that we would ally against the barbarian hordes.

[Old Hack]

There's a reason the army target the less than bright amonsgt us, so that when some senior officer says, lets all march against folk who will be shooting against you, whilst I command the operation from London, then just mindlessly listen and follow orders. Some call it discipline, some call it courageous, some call it stupid.

There are a lot of people on here calling others cowards, yet I'd bet my last pound, 99% of you lot would cack yourselves if presented with a war scenario in real life.

[doodab]

I get scared at paintball.

Luckily I'd be an information warrior.

[Old Hack]

I get scared at paintball.

Luckily I'd be an information warrior.

I'd have no interest in picking up arms, none at all.

I'd tend to my smallholding in the middle of nowhere.

[doodab]

I'd tend to my smallholding in the middle of nowhere.

Until they turn up to burn it, kill you, and rape your wife and kids.

I'd pick up the gun before then. Safety in numbers.

[DodgyAgent]

I get scared at paintball.

Luckily I'd be an information warrior.

[DodgyAgent]

Until they turn up to burn it, kill you, and rape your wife and kids.

I'd pick up the gun before then. Safety in numbers.

With only small holding he probably does'nt have a wife