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It's never going to happen. Genuinely, not unless Al Qaeda get hold of the UK, and that isn't happening. The most likely scenario, in WW3, is everyone goes nuclear, then it matters not one feck where, or what you are doing, for life is over.Originally posted by doodab View PostUntil they turn up to burn it, kill you, and rape your wife and kids.
I'd pick up the gun before then. Safety in numbers.
DA will be the turncoat, spilling his guts out on everyone for a bowl of gruel. He's the type to avoid.Comment
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I'll supply the gunsOriginally posted by Old Hack View PostIt's never going to happen. Genuinely, not unless Al Qaeda get hold of the UK, and that isn't happening. The most likely scenario, in WW3, is everyone goes nuclear, then it matters not one feck where, or what you are doing, for life is over.
DA will be the turncoat, spilling his guts out on everyone for a bowl of gruel. He's the type to avoid.
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Last time you promised me an AK47 and I got a pea-shooter.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI'll supply the guns
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Given birth rates its highly likely to happen.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostIt's never going to happen. Genuinely, not unless Al Qaeda get hold of the UK, and that isn't happening.Comment
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You signed up for his penis enlargement program?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostLast time you promised me an AK47 and I got a pea-shooter.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Well, then it's up to us to protect that.Originally posted by escapeUK View PostGiven birth rates its highly likely to happen.
I am doing my bit with 3 kids!Comment
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At least you won't have to pay for fireworks.Originally posted by teclo View PostOh come on, seriously?? It's my birthday on the 24th
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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