It's bad enough they are already selling XMas stuff

[Zippy]

Nothing wrong with getting pissed in your dressing gown as long as you close it when the trick-or-treat kids come round

FTFY

[bless 'em all]

Can I answer the door in my shiny gold track-suit and long blond wig, or is it too soon?

[d000hg]

Are you absolutely certain those weren't just work experience people participating in some Job Centre "work for free or get your benefit stopped" scheme to artificially bring the unemployment figures down?

No, one of them smiled.

[escapeUK]

Anything really evil would keep away from such crassness.

[hyperD]

Can I answer the door in my shiny gold track-suit and long blond wig, or is it too soon?

And I told a mate of mine I was going to do that earlier today! Nice one!

[hyperD]

Nothing wrong with getting pissed in your dressing gown as long as you close it when the takeaway delivery comes

Had an American client, working from home on that fixed price work, had a Skype video conference with the director and had got(ten) so used to working all day in my soiled grundies that I just accepted the video call.

It took a full 2 minutes from looking at the odd expression on his face that my appearance to him, was one of a naked, dishevelled contractor staring at him as though it was a perfectly normal thing to do.

I don't think he liked the look of my moobs, to be honest.

[vetran]

Also... I did not find being offered a taste of a meat pie by a zombie particularly enticing.

A finger in every Pie?




Is it weird to be lusting after Selma Hayek even though she is a Vampire in a truck stop?