Need to take an employee in to help your IR35 status?

[northernladuk]

This guy has it sussed!!

Computer programmer 'quadruples productivity' after hiring a woman to slap him in the face every time she catches him looking at Facebook | Mail Online

[eek]

And he calls himself a programmer. Real men add a hosts entry for facebook pointing at localhost.

[barrydidit]

Might not have been what he was after when he posted a Craigslist ad for a slapper though..

[doomage]

Might not have been what he was after when he posted a Craigslist ad for a slapper though..

Wait until she finds out he's doing it for the sexual thrill he gets, the dirty little masochist.

[northernladuk]

This could have seriously backfired on him if he had picked Mudskipper, CM, MaryPoppins.. or any of the CUK ladies I think! Quick left hook and his productivity would drop to zero for the next 2 days.

[mudskipper]

This could have seriously backfired on him if he had picked Mudskipper, CM, MaryPoppins.. or any of the CUK ladies I think! Quick left hook and his productivity would drop to zero for the next 2 days.

[ctdctd]

This is strangely compelling ..............

[eek]

surely it should be

[SimonMac]

Thats kinda the point he was getting at