Unemployment down again

[Doggy Styles]

UK unemployment down again.

Except in Scotland.

[Scoobos]

Temporary employment for the olympic games , or some fudging of figures to remove some subset of people (students perhaps?) I reckon.

From what I'm seeing , opportunities for work are still diminishing

Great news if it's true though

[Robinho]

Jobs won't be required in the People's Republic of Scotland. Everyone will live off benefits thanks to oil money.

[Doggy Styles]

We're talking about a govermint statistic.

What's "truth" got to do with that?

Well your lot are in charge aren't they?

[DimPrawn]

Employment/Unemployment is all a bit simplistic really isn't it?

If 100,000 professional workers on an average of £50K all lose their jobs and find work stacking shelves and flipping burgers part time on min wage we are supposed to be grateful and excited?

[DodgyAgent]

Employment/Unemployment is all a bit simplistic really isn't it?

If 100,000 professional workers on an average of £50K all lose their jobs and find work stacking shelves and flipping burgers part time on min wage we are supposed to be grateful and excited?

It works for SASGuru

[doomage]

Employment/Unemployment is all a bit simplistic really isn't it?

If 100,000 professional workers on an average of £50K all lose their jobs and find work stacking shelves and flipping burgers part time on min wage we are supposed to be grateful and excited?

I dunno, are you?

[DodgyAgent]

Temporary employment for the olympic games , or some fudging of figures to remove some subset of people (students perhaps?) I reckon.

From what I'm seeing , opportunities for work are still diminishing

Great news if it's true though

truth is lefties are incapable of creating any "real" jobs

[DimPrawn]

I dunno, are you?

Yes. And would you like fries with that?

[doomage]

Yes. And would you like fries with that?

I'd love some fries with that, unfortunately I'm too busy stacking shelves.