Thursday Puzzle: Pondy's Party

[Pondlife]

OK let's try this. I'll bring some Vodka

Sorry Owly you cannot come with Vodka

I'll bring some can of fosters ?

Sorry 5* fosters is not acceptable

Can I bring an arrest warrant for the drug takers?

Yes Brillo an arrest warrant would be welcome. In you come

[Scoi]

who was the last one in? I have my shiraz and my rum waiting and need to decide what to turn up with, i'm sure one of them will do

[norrahe]

I was actually bringing a Scotch single malt and not an Irish, Japanese or Canadian version!

so

[norrahe]

I'll bring some canapes

[SimonMac]

I was actually bringing a Scotch single malt and not an Irish, Japanese or Canadian version!

so

Japanese is whisky too so you could have got away with that

[FiveTimes]

Sorry 5* fosters is not acceptable

Can I bring egg nog ?

[Pondlife]

who was the last one in? I have my shiraz and my rum waiting and need to decide what to turn up with, i'm sure one of them will do

Neither will get you in Scoi I'm afraid.

[BrilloPad]

These are smarties, honest!

I will have to confiscate those.

Ticket to the policeman's ball Sir? Only £1000. Or its down to the station and you will find out what happens if you can't empty your pockets in less than 1 nanosecond.

[OwlHoot]

Forget the vodka - I'll bring some samichlaus

[Pondlife]

I'll bring some canapes

Sorry Nor. I expect only the best from you.

Can I bring egg nog ?

Nope.