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I'm getting old.....
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So are you going on top or not then???Originally posted by SueEllen View PostF***witWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I'm getting old.....
What you're going to top yourself!! Man I know your desperate but wtf?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSo are you going on top or not then???merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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That's totally uncalled for, eek. There's banter, there's being nasty for the sake of it. I had thought you were one of those that knew the difference. You should apologise for that comment.Originally posted by eek View PostWhat on earth were you expecting when you insulted MP and others of their elk who kept their legs open while unmarried or couldn't keep their man.
Wanton hussies the lot of them.
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WZS. If by my 'admission' of cheating, you're referring to the post where I pointed out that highspeed broadband was useful when looking up answers to CUK university challenge, it was a commentary on the fact that the boys broadband speed would have to be lightning quick to come up with the answer faster than our finely tuned cerebral cortexes.Originally posted by Zippy View PostBollocks. No cheating involved - just a bunch of sore losers with testosterone poisoning.
Tell yer what - let's make this years contest an ironing challenge? You boys might win that one?
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I took it as banter. Still, no harm in negging eek anyway.Originally posted by Gentile View PostThat's totally uncalled for, eek. There's banter, there's being nasty for the sake of it. I had thought you were one of those that knew the difference. You should apologise for that comment.Comment
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Nice to see you, yet again, confirm your total and utter lack of sense of humour.Originally posted by Gentile View PostThat's totally uncalled for, eek. There's banter, there's being nasty for the sake of it. I had thought you were one of those that knew the difference. You should apologise for that comment.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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It's "Penis Envy". Bless 'em.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI dont know if it's me, but I noticed this about wimmin.
They gang together in great big impervious impenetrable armoured phalanxes to defend the weak, and they do the same to sort out the occasional gob-sh!te who tries to large it over them
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I always thought a phalanx was a toe.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostIt's "Penis Envy". Bless 'em.
Maybe I've been doing it wrong.
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Finger, but close.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI always thought a phalanx was a toe.
Maybe I've been doing it wrong.

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