I'm getting old.....

[MarillionFan]

You're just a dickwad.

"A worthless piece of tulip. Also known as a wad-of-dick"

A schlongwad.

Urban Dictionary: schlongwad

A nobbin.

"An actual retard. Someone who needs to be put down. Occasionally used in an affectionate manner for people who are mentally crippled"

Well, let's just beat about the bush hey Poppins. I didn't come here to be insulted.

[MaryPoppins]

Well, let's just beat about the bush hey Poppins. I didn't come here to be insulted.

I made the nobbin one up, I'm quite proud it's a real one. Never mind the accuracy of the insult.

[Cliphead]

I didn't come here to be insulted.

You just make it so easy. Bawbag.

[Ruprect]

What's the area?

[EternalOptimist]

I dont know if it's me, but I noticed this about wimmin.

They gang together in great big impervious impenetrable armoured phalanxes to defend the weak, and they do the same to sort out the occasional gob-sh!te who tries to large it over them

[eek]

Well, let's just beat about the bush hey Poppins. I didn't come here to be insulted.

What on earth were you expecting when you insulted MP and others of their elk who kept their legs open while unmarried or couldn't keep their man.

Wanton hussies the lot of them.

[mudskipper]

What on earth were you expecting when you insulted MP and others of their elk who kept their legs open while unmarried or couldn't keep their man.

Wanton hussies the lot of them.

You calling MP a moose????

[Cliphead]

You calling MP a moose????

[SimonMac]

Anybody got £10?

[sasguru]

I dont know if it's me, but I noticed this about wimmin.

They gang together in great big impervious impenetrable armoured phalanxes to defend the weak, and they do the same to sort out the occasional gob-sh!te who tries to large it over them

You could be right. On the other hand it could be the first internet menstrual synchronization. And it happened on Cuk. Hurrah!