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I'm getting old.....
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Ptang yang kipperbang.Originally posted by Zippy View PostKumbaya.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I'm confused, am I dick for the gag about single mums or for calling the police because a child was in danger.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I know she is another girlie.Originally posted by eek View PostI thought everyone knew MP was a girlie.
Either way WMPASES
But MF is still a complete dick."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I'm going to stand up for MF here. He's mad as a skunk but I reckon his heart is in the right place. And that's good enough for me.Hard Brexit now!
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You gone soft, sas? Cretin.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm going to stand up for MF here. He's mad as a skunk but I reckon his heart is in the right place. And that's good enough for me.Comment
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You are only getting old if the policeman they sent looked young.
Why is it have a go at MF night? Poor MF
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You're just a dickwad. A schlongwad. A nobbin.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm confused, am I dick for the gag about single mums or for calling the police because a child was in danger.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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