I'm getting old.....

[MarillionFan]

Anybody got £10?

Why does the fact you don't have a £10 not surprise me.

[MaryPoppins]

What on earth were you expecting when you insulted MP and others of their elk who kept their legs open while unmarried or couldn't keep their man.

Wanton hussies the lot of them.

What have we here? An illiterate nobbin it seems.

Tsk. I think I used to like you 'n all.

[mudskipper]

What have we here? An elliterate nobbin it seems.

Tsk. I think I used to like you 'n all.

FTFY

[Zippy]

I dont know if it's me, but I noticed this about wimmin.

They gang together in great big impervious impenetrable armoured phalanxes to defend the weak, and they do the same to sort out the occasional gob-sh!te who tries to large it over them

And turn up every year to stuff the board 'big men' at Uni Challenge. Easy. Boring.

I'm looking for a real challenge next.

[Cliphead]

I'm looking for a real challenge next.

Learn to play a banjo

[chef]

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Meh, you reap what you sow MF.. you're on your own on this one.

[Zippy]

Learn to play a banjo

Have done since I was 13. Next.

[eek]

What have we here? An illiterate nobbin it seems.

Tsk. I think I used to like you 'n all.

This is general. If you can't take it don't give it.

And elk are not moose. Granted they are close to moose but they are a different species in the deer family.

To which I can only add deery, deery me.

[Cliphead]

Have done since I was 13. Next.

You can take anything on then since you don't have the banjo player personality.

[eek]

And turn up every year to stuff the board 'big men' at Uni Challenge. Easy. Boring.

I'm looking for a real challenge next.

by cheating if you remember mudskippers admission last month.