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I'm getting old.....

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    #11
    he is
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      You're a dick.
      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      You're a dick.
      WHS
      I thought everyone knew MP was a girlie.

      Either way WMPASES
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #13
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Kumbaya.
        Ptang yang kipperbang.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          I'm confused, am I dick for the gag about single mums or for calling the police because a child was in danger.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Probably a single mum.
            Probably your daughter.

            OH.

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              #16
              Originally posted by eek View Post
              I thought everyone knew MP was a girlie.

              Either way WMPASES
              I know she is another girlie.

              But MF is still a complete dick.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #17
                I'm going to stand up for MF here. He's mad as a skunk but I reckon his heart is in the right place. And that's good enough for me.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  I'm going to stand up for MF here. He's mad as a skunk but I reckon his heart is in the right place. And that's good enough for me.
                  You gone soft, sas? Cretin.

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                    #19
                    You are only getting old if the policeman they sent looked young.

                    Why is it have a go at MF night? Poor MF

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      I'm confused, am I dick for the gag about single mums or for calling the police because a child was in danger.
                      You're just a dickwad. A schlongwad. A nobbin.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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