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    #31
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    whatever

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      #32
      BBC ‘complicit’ in 1980s self-abuse among male Blue Peter viewers

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        #33
        Originally posted by aussielong View Post
        I'm speechless. Your stupidity knows no bounds.
        Wrapping it up in a stupid game doesn't change it.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #34
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Really, accusing people of being paedophiles passes for wit where you come from? .
          In Australia it is a compliment
          Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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            #35
            Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
            I know, much like you bounding to and from your senior director position in the states, whilst owning a terrace in trowbridge

            Honestly MF, do one will you, you're a bare faced liar. You're the only idiot who believes the tulip you peddle on a daily basis. You're a fat, ******* joke.
            Thus spake the idiot of aussie-dollar-gate.
            The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

            George Frederic Watts

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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              #36
              Originally posted by speling bee View Post
              Thus spake the idiot of aussie-dollar-gate.
              Oh leave him alone. He's driving home at the moment and when he gets there to his empty bedsit he'll have to wrap himself up in a bottle of whisky and self loathing before logging back into the internet and ranting at strangers about how he's just got home, ****ed his wife twice, then built his imaginary kids a three story treehouse in the 20 acre woods he owns next to his 12 bedroomed grade 2 listed house before heading off to a local layby to hide in the darkness in case the chance comes along for him to suck off some lorry driver on his way home to Frome.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #37
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Oh leave him alone. He's driving home at the moment and when he gets there to his empty bedsit he'll have to wrap himself up in a bottle of whisky and self loathing before logging back into the internet and ranting at strangers about how he's just got home, ****ed his wife twice, then built his imaginary kids a three story treehouse in the 20 acre woods he owns next to his 12 bedroomed grade 2 listed house before heading off to a local layby to hide in the darkness in case the chance comes along for him to suck off some lorry driver on his way home to Frome.
                At least he's got the glow of believing he was right about the currencies and his elderly brain injured mum to keep him warm at night.
                The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                George Frederic Watts

                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                  #38
                  Lord Kitchener

                  From that Wikipedia article

                  When the great field marshal stayed in aristocratic houses, the well informed young would ask servants to sleep across their bedroom threshold to impede his entrance. His compulsive objective was sodomy, regardless of their gender
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    Lord Kitchener

                    From that Wikipedia article



                    is that a fields marshalls baton in your pocket, or are you just pleased to ....waaaaahhgg
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #40
                      There's always Keith Harris
                      I resent this implication that those of us whose only friend is a hand puppet have anything but a platonic, butch relationship with them.
                      bloggoth

                      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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