Originally posted by aussielong
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Originally posted by doodab View PostOnly if I was leaving tomorrow and hated everyone else in it.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostIn the last week I've done a huge amount of development and got the project back on track. In today's standup I find out the BA is writing the requirements for dev work I did months ago. Looking up at the ceiling I barked "WHAT?". I then put my red beams on the BA who could not even look me in the eye. BA muttered something inaudible and shuffled from one foot to the other. The PM intervenes asking me which ticket im working on. I completely ignored that question, and got stuck into the BA. "Have you done my test cases?". BA shakes head, still shoe gazing. I call "right, meeting over" and everyone slopes off. The PM is stumped.
Were you laying on the floor?
Are you a dingo?
He probably had difficulty looking you in the eye because yours are crossed in a kind of 'Hills have eyes' way?Comment
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He hasn't come back. I think he posted just when the coke rush started abating.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI've finally figured AL - he's having a larf!
What a little joker he is, no-one could be that much of a prize tit in real life.Comment
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I always thought AussieLong was some sort of data type, like an int, varchar or long
maybe he sees himself as a bigInt, whereas we see a big cnt
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI always thought AussieLong was some sort of data type, like an int, varchar or long
maybe he sees himself as a bigInt, whereas we see a big cnt
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHis threads are a floating point operation.
in Oz they have this pleb dish called a pie floater (a pie in mushy peas)
maybe he is a pi floater
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostI don't know, I've met a (mercifully small number) of people in real life that actually were that arrogant and deluded about their own self-importance.
Floater, that brings back memories of staggering through Woolloomooloo at god knows half past stupid in the morning and stopping by Harry's Cafe de wheels and ordering one. Surprisingly nice, and much better than a kebab for full drunken goodness.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostOh that does make me chuckle. I am sure I don't need to point something out here....
Floater, that brings back memories of staggering through Woolloomooloo at god knows half past stupid in the morning and stopping by Harry's Cafe de wheels and ordering one. Surprisingly nice, and much better than a kebab for full drunken goodness.
I got particularly excited when we drove through Wollongong - I remember my first installation of Wollongong TCP/IP on my windoze 3.1 machine back in 1992...Comment
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