Do you want me in your team?

[Bunk]

He reminds me of an unfunny version of Noah Stokes.

[Old Hack]

I like the correlation between his posting times and those of having spent 5 hours in the pub after work...

He's a funny little fecker really, unless you think he actually believes his tulipe.

[doomage]

He reminds me of an unfunny version of Noah Stokes.

I thought an unfunny version of Shooter McGavin:

Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of tulip like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of tulip for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!

[Doggy Styles]

In the last week I've done a huge amount of development and got the project back on track. In today's standup I find out the BA is writing the requirements for dev work I did months ago. Looking up at the ceiling I barked "WHAT?". I then put my red beams on the BA who could not even look me in the eye. BA muttered something inaudible and shuffled from one foot to the other. The PM intervenes asking me which ticket im working on. I completely ignored that question, and got stuck into the BA. "Have you done my test cases?". BA shakes head, still shoe gazing. I call "right, meeting over" and everyone slopes off. The PM is stumped.

Good on yer, Blue! We need someone here to get stuff done!

Just a small point, hardly worth mentioning really, but how did you complete the development months before the requirements were known?

[alreadypacked]

Good on yer, Blue! We need someone here to get stuff done!

Just a small point, hardly worth mentioning really, but how did you complete the development months before the requirements were known?

[chef]

He reminds me of an unfunny version of Noah Stokes.

brilliant, for a web dev he has one of the worst pages I've ever seen. 1 of his just 6 "amazing" sites has page unknown, 1 is coming soon created in 2009 !!! and the other 4 are hardly worth bragging about.

but apparently he did have the idea for twitter first so thats worth paying the epic sum of 15$ an hour for !!

[Bunk]

brilliant, for a web dev he has one of the worst pages I've ever seen. 1 of his just 6 "amazing" sites has page unknown, 1 is coming soon created in 2009 !!! and the other 4 are hardly worth bragging about.

but apparently he did have the idea for twitter first so thats worth paying the epic sum of 15$ an hour for !!

It's a spoof page, I don't think he's actually that crap. Aussielong on the other hand...

[BrilloPad]

The PM is stumped.

And so am I.

I would love to hear what your colleagues say about you.

[SimonMac]

Just a couple of small points, hardly worth mentioning really, One how did you complete the development months before the requirements were known? And two how did you complete the development months before the requirements were known?

Now I realise that technically speaking that's only one flaw but I thought that it was such a big one that it was worth mentioning twice.

FTFY

[Old Hack]

Good on yer, Blue! We need someone here to get stuff done!

Just a small point, hardly worth mentioning really, but how did you complete the development months before the requirements were known?

But, in his defence, he is that important, the clients must defer their requirements to his as he is that good, surely he already knew what they wanted.

Or he's been drinking.

Guess we'll just have to leave that out there.