Sent out various notifications over the past two weeks that I am taking down all the Dev/Test/Pro Prod environments for essential maintenance from 14:00 today, what are the bets for the time of the first person to ask why is it down?
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy -
MD asks me to put a 'quick n dirty' fix in to see what was causing a serious performance issue
Chief BA is right behind it 'its crucial' so I warns them that it will not be dynamic and only hold a subset. Put the fix in
five minutes later, chief BA is emailing everyone 'this is no good, its only got half the data'
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13 minutes before I get the first email asking if theres anything wrong with the environment
I reply no, its as it should be at the moment.
5 mins later, OCS message from code monkey "Are you sure the environment is OK?"
Again I reply "its as it should be at the moment"
I wonder how long I can draw this out?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Why is it down?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostThe material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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Because I am on a mad power trip designed to remind code monkeys they are my playthings for me to torment and anger at my whimOriginally posted by speling bee View PostOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Friday afternoon? No one but the highest order of arse lickers will even notice....Still InvoicingComment
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You are the Visual Studio 2012 user interface designer and I claim my £5.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostComment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
I always send out a reminder five minutes before in case a numpty has ignored all the emails previously.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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I hope you said that with a twinkle in your eye. I didn't have you down as an aspergers case!Originally posted by SimonMac View PostComment
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