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    For New Dads LB, MF etc...

    Have you gout your Dad Packs
    these contain details on
    DADMyths: Mythbusting facts and questions to challenge common mistaken beliefs about fatherhood.
    DADQuiz: What sort of Dad are you? A fun quiz
    DADmap: A2 poster road map to your child’s development from birth to 7.
    NewDAD: Essential information for every new father.
    GreatDAD: 10 key figures from the black community on being a dad.
    RightDAD: Your rights and responsibilities at work and at home.
    DADpraise: 100 ways to praise your child. A2 poster to put up at work or at home.
    SuperDAD: FIVE ways to save your child’s life.
    DADCash: How to sort out the money.

    apparently it's a load of gumpf stating the bledin obvious.
    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

    #2
    Originally posted by MrsGoof
    Have you gout your Dad Packs
    these contain details on
    DADMyths: Mythbusting facts and questions to challenge common mistaken beliefs about fatherhood.
    DADQuiz: What sort of Dad are you? A fun quiz
    DADmap: A2 poster road map to your child’s development from birth to 7.
    NewDAD: Essential information for every new father.
    GreatDAD: 10 key figures from the black community on being a dad.
    RightDAD: Your rights and responsibilities at work and at home.
    DADpraise: 100 ways to praise your child. A2 poster to put up at work or at home.
    SuperDAD: FIVE ways to save your child’s life.
    DADCash: How to sort out the money.

    apparently it's a load of gumpf stating the bledin obvious.
    Given the current state of the yoof of this country it may be bleedin obvious
    but it still needs saying.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #3
      "GreatDAD: 10 key figures from the black community on being a dad."

      Is this deliberate irony?

      If not it's taking th p*ss
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #4
        Your children do not belong to you.

        They are gifts from Heaven from the eternal Tao.

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          #5
          Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
          Your children do not belong to you.

          They are gifts from Heaven from the eternal Tao.
          Mine's not. He's the spawn of Satan.

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            #6
            Originally posted by meridian
            Mine's not. He's the spawn of Satan.

            I've got one of those as well. The bastard certainly got about a bit give the number of them he's spawned.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              All your children are belong to us.

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                #8
                Originally posted by meridian
                Mine's not. He's the spawn of Satan.
                Ahem, I think not.

                This was lambasted on Radio 4 this morning. Apparently taxpayers' money has been used to print millions of these packs that contain such choice snippets as:

                "playgrounds are a good place to take children to play"
                "your partner may not feel like sex for a few weeks after the birth"

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                  #9
                  may not feel like sex for a few weeks

                  weeks?
                  Ho ******* ho!!!!!
                  Why not?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                    Ahem, I think not.

                    This was lambasted on Radio 4 this morning. Apparently taxpayers' money has been used to print millions of these packs that contain such choice snippets as:

                    "playgrounds are a good place to take children to play"
                    "your partner may not feel like sex for a few weeks after the birth"
                    there's also 20 useless snippets on what to do in an emergency, like if the baby is choking.
                    I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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