For New Dads LB, MF etc...

[Lucifer Box]

FG, you are the master and I am not worthy [with apologies to The Master].

[MarillionFan]

You people

Dont half manage to find some guff on the web.

[threaded]

Your tax dollar at work

[Numptycorner]

Ahem, I think not.

This was lambasted on Radio 4 this morning. Apparently taxpayers' money has been used to print millions of these packs that contain such choice snippets as:

"playgrounds are a good place to take children to play"
"your partner may not feel like sex for a few weeks after the birth"

there's also 20 useless snippets on what to do in an emergency, like if the baby is choking.

[Dundeegeorge]

may not feel like sex for a few weeks

weeks?
Ho ******* ho!!!!!

[Lucifer Box]

Mine's not. He's the spawn of Satan.

Ahem, I think not.

This was lambasted on Radio 4 this morning. Apparently taxpayers' money has been used to print millions of these packs that contain such choice snippets as:

"playgrounds are a good place to take children to play"
"your partner may not feel like sex for a few weeks after the birth"

[Emperor Dalek]

All your children are belong to us.

[DaveB]

Mine's not. He's the spawn of Satan.

I've got one of those as well. The bastard certainly got about a bit give the number of them he's spawned.

[meridian]

Your children do not belong to you.

They are gifts from Heaven from the eternal Tao.

Mine's not. He's the spawn of Satan.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Your children do not belong to you.

They are gifts from Heaven from the eternal Tao.

[Troll]

"GreatDAD: 10 key figures from the black community on being a dad."

Is this deliberate irony?

If not it's taking th p*ss

[DaveB]

Have you gout your Dad Packs
these contain details on
DADMyths: Mythbusting facts and questions to challenge common mistaken beliefs about fatherhood.
DADQuiz: What sort of Dad are you? A fun quiz
DADmap: A2 poster road map to your child’s development from birth to 7.
NewDAD: Essential information for every new father.
GreatDAD: 10 key figures from the black community on being a dad.
RightDAD: Your rights and responsibilities at work and at home.
DADpraise: 100 ways to praise your child. A2 poster to put up at work or at home.
SuperDAD: FIVE ways to save your child’s life.
DADCash: How to sort out the money.

apparently it's a load of gumpf stating the bledin obvious.

Given the current state of the yoof of this country it may be bleedin obvious
but it still needs saying.

[MrsGoof]

Have you gout your Dad Packs
these contain details on
DADMyths: Mythbusting facts and questions to challenge common mistaken beliefs about fatherhood.
DADQuiz: What sort of Dad are you? A fun quiz
DADmap: A2 poster road map to your child’s development from birth to 7.
NewDAD: Essential information for every new father.
GreatDAD: 10 key figures from the black community on being a dad.
RightDAD: Your rights and responsibilities at work and at home.
DADpraise: 100 ways to praise your child. A2 poster to put up at work or at home.
SuperDAD: FIVE ways to save your child’s life.
DADCash: How to sort out the money.

apparently it's a load of gumpf stating the bledin obvious.