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Fook me, my new cleaner drives a Mercedes.

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    #11
    Would MTT?
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #12
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      Would MTT?
      No.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #13
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        It's not a bad one. Get loads of Bobesses or Poles fresh off the boat, start a cleaning company, pay them minimum wage and pocket the difference. No need for premises etc, just some initial marketing money.
        It's a bit of a crowed market, with companies doing exactly that.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          No.
          Holy crap!!!! Hope she is a bloody good cleaner then.
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            No joke! I know this is Surrey but still ...
            The cleaner we had drove a nice car, but the also found out she had three houses, 3 acres, a stables and 6 horses. I got rid of the non tax paying piss merchant.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              It's a bit of a crowed market, with companies doing exactly that.
              And you can't guarantee a decent cleaner at the end of it.
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #17
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                And you can't guarantee a decent cleaner at the end of it.
                I just had my place cleaned! prime job, very nice girl! £8 ph
                If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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                  #18
                  A chap I know has a small 2 bed flat and his cleaner regularly arrives in a Ranger Rover Sport.

                  Economy in tatters but some people still have enough 'disposable' income for cleaners. I guess it's a 'need' these days.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by mos View Post
                    I just had my place cleaned! prime job, very nice girl! £8 ph
                    [Finbar Saunders mode]

                    Fnarr Fnarr!

                    [/Finbar Saunders mode]

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by RockyBalboa View Post
                      A chap I know has a small 2 bed flat and his cleaner regularly arrives in a Ranger Rover Sport.

                      Economy in tatters but some people still have enough 'disposable' income for cleaners. I guess it's a 'need' these days.
                      Fook me that's the best wind tunnel effect I've seen on CUK for ages...
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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