Ever paid someone?

[TestMangler]

I was offered to pay someone in the Docks in Plymouth, 40 quid she said for a blow job, I misheard 14 quid, so I said another quid for the tip, but I did it anyway (1984 ref there)...

Except I didn't - prossies freak me out, I just get embarrassed...

On a trip to Holland (Groningen) a few years ago, my friend went window shopping and chose a 'window' and negotiated a fee of thirty euro. When my friend entered the little shop and the outside curtain was closed, he was greeted by a rather hairy south american woman (she looked better under the strip light with a dirty window between them). He was rather aggresively asked "Suck or f**k", to which he responded in favour of the latter. He was then presented with the choice of "On top or doggy", so opted for the doggy option. She then climbed up onto that bed/table thing they all seem to have, stuck her arse up and said "OK, you start now". Put my friend off prossies for a while that did. Maybe he should have paid extra for the 'romance' package

[BrilloPad]

Mrs BP has had a gardener in recently - 3 times a week. But the garden still seems a mess. I asked her to sack him - but she seems reluctant. IMO keep well clear of domestic help.

[d000hg]

We had a cleaner, in fact 2, but both retired due to ill health and we haven't found another yet.
We have just started using an iron service which is very cost-effective.

[speling bee]

Mrs BP has had a gardener in recently - 3 times a week. But the garden still seems a mess. I asked her to sack him - but she seems reluctant. IMO keep well clear of domestic help.

Todger size?

[SueEllen]

The Mrs had someone at £15 per hour to come around and clean. Of course she'd tidy up before the cleaner came around as well. :

I thought everyone did that.

It saves you money and prevents them from putting your stuff in the wrong piles.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Cleaner - have had for ages - excellent.

I would also pay to be ahem "serviced" by a lady if I wasn't so worried about catching stuff and being assaulted and robbed. I find that whatever the regular her indoors is goes of it/me after a bit and that's fair enough, but I'd still like a go.

Wish it was legal like in New Zealand.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

The Mrs had someone at £15 per hour to come around and clean. Of course she'd tidy up before the cleaner came around as well. :

I tidy up before out cleaner comes - we are paying her to clean not tidy.

[Scoi]

I gave up ironing as a few hours of my weekend or £5 to an ironing lady near current clientco.

Just hired an out of work friend to clear my garden as I haven't touched it all year. £75 a day, they supply equipment etc. Would take me a day which is worth a lot more than £75 and I don't have the power tools.

[psychocandy]

The Mrs had someone at £15 per hour to come around and clean. Of course she'd tidy up before the cleaner came around as well. :

I used to go mad with my mrs for this. WTF is that all about!

Apparently, she didnt want the cleaner going around telling people we had a messy house!!!!

[speling bee]

I used to go mad with my mrs for this. WTF is that all about!

Apparently, she didnt want the cleaner going around telling people we had a messy house!!!!

I don't understand why people don't just pay for a weekly inspector to put one of those 1 to 5 hygiene rating stickers on the house.