Spiders

[doodab]

Fantasy, cleared out a skip load of chestnuts from the house last year...

And now look what's happened. It's a sign alright, you need to take up conkers and become world champion. Only then will the eight legged fiends respect you...

[Bacchus]

Fantasy, cleared out a skip load of chestnuts from the house last year...

works on the boat.

try chucking 'em at the little feckers

[norrahe]

Fantasy, cleared out a skip load of chestnuts from the house last year...

Get a cat, no spiders ( but lots of discarded spider legs everywhere)

[EternalOptimist]

spiders are chickens really.

well, not literally.


you know what I mean though. bluddy cowards they are

[Cliphead]

spiders are chickens really.

well, not literally.


you know what I mean though. bluddy cowards they are

Only one coward in a spider/ human confrontation