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    #11
    Noooo - look what happened to KentPhilips

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      #12
      It's a sign that the arachnoid and insect world are being tormented by all those radio waves going out. They are preparing to ATTACK!!!
      Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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        #13
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Noooo - look what happened to KentPhilips
        Me, me, me...

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          #14
          Originally posted by MrMark View Post
          It's a sign that the arachnoid and insect world are being tormented by all those radio waves going out. They are preparing to ATTACK!!!
          They just don't like the rain so they shelter in my place, so it seems.
          Me, me, me...

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            #15
            Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
            They just don't like the rain so they shelter in my place, so it seems.
            Well there's your answer. Make a hole in the roof.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Did I ever tell you my Australia spider story? (Off to google)

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                #17
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                See above. If you have a cleaner who can sort this I'll pay for the flights.
                Conkers. Spiders hate conkers for some reason!

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                  #18
                  My brother had a pet tarantula (pink footed chilean) - the fecker* lived for twenty five years!!!!!




                  (*the spider. brother is still kicking...)

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
                    Conkers. Spiders hate conkers for some reason!
                    Fantasy, cleared out a skip load of chestnuts from the house last year...
                    Me, me, me...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                      Fantasy, cleared out a skip load of chestnuts from the house last year...
                      You should have kept 'em.

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