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It's a sign that the arachnoid and insect world are being tormented by all those radio waves going out. They are preparing to ATTACK!!!Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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They just don't like the rain so they shelter in my place, so it seems.Originally posted by MrMark View PostIt's a sign that the arachnoid and insect world are being tormented by all those radio waves going out. They are preparing to ATTACK!!!Comment
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Well there's your answer. Make a hole in the roof.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostThey just don't like the rain so they shelter in my place, so it seems.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Conkers. Spiders hate conkers for some reason!Originally posted by Cliphead View PostSee above. If you have a cleaner who can sort this I'll pay for the flights.Comment
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My brother had a pet tarantula (pink footed chilean) - the fecker* lived for twenty five years!!!!!
(*the spider. brother is still kicking...)Comment
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Fantasy, cleared out a skip load of chestnuts from the house last year...Originally posted by Bacchus View PostConkers. Spiders hate conkers for some reason!Comment
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You should have kept 'em.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostFantasy, cleared out a skip load of chestnuts from the house last year...Comment
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