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Cliphead replied

7 September 2012, 21:33
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

spiders are chickens really.

well, not literally.

you know what I mean though. bluddy cowards they are

Only one coward in a spider/ human confrontation
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EternalOptimist replied

7 September 2012, 21:04
spiders are chickens really.

well, not literally.

you know what I mean though. bluddy cowards they are
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norrahe replied

7 September 2012, 20:29
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Fantasy, cleared out a skip load of chestnuts from the house last year...

Get a cat, no spiders ( but lots of discarded spider legs everywhere)
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Bacchus replied

7 September 2012, 20:25
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Fantasy, cleared out a skip load of chestnuts from the house last year...

works on the boat.

try chucking 'em at the little feckers
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doodab replied

7 September 2012, 20:21
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Fantasy, cleared out a skip load of chestnuts from the house last year...

And now look what's happened. It's a sign alright, you need to take up conkers and become world champion. Only then will the eight legged fiends respect you...
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mudskipper replied

7 September 2012, 20:20
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Fantasy, cleared out a skip load of chestnuts from the house last year...

You should have kept 'em.
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Cliphead replied

7 September 2012, 20:18
Originally posted by Bacchus View Post

Conkers. Spiders hate conkers for some reason!

Fantasy, cleared out a skip load of chestnuts from the house last year...
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Bacchus replied

7 September 2012, 20:18
My brother had a pet tarantula (pink footed chilean) - the fecker* lived for twenty five years!!!!!

(*the spider. brother is still kicking...)
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Bacchus replied

7 September 2012, 20:15
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

See above. If you have a cleaner who can sort this I'll pay for the flights.

Conkers. Spiders hate conkers for some reason!
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mudskipper replied

7 September 2012, 20:13
Did I ever tell you my Australia spider story? (Off to google)
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doodab replied

7 September 2012, 20:12
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

They just don't like the rain so they shelter in my place, so it seems.

Well there's your answer. Make a hole in the roof.
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Cliphead replied

7 September 2012, 20:10
Originally posted by MrMark View Post

It's a sign that the arachnoid and insect world are being tormented by all those radio waves going out. They are preparing to ATTACK!!!

They just don't like the rain so they shelter in my place, so it seems.
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Cliphead replied

7 September 2012, 20:10
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Noooo - look what happened to KentPhilips
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MrMark replied

7 September 2012, 20:07
It's a sign that the arachnoid and insect world are being tormented by all those radio waves going out. They are preparing to ATTACK!!!
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mudskipper replied

7 September 2012, 20:05
Noooo - look what happened to KentPhilips
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