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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostHow else would you have answered the question "Where do we come from?" two to three thousand years ago?
or "What are these shells in this rock? We're "miles" away from the sea?"
or "What happens when we die?"
or "How do we keep the general population in line and maintain the status quo? We need something to put the fear of God in to people...
hows about
'I dunno'
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Genesis 19:34
Filth!The next day, the firstborn said to the younger, “Behold, I lay last night with my father. Let us make him drink wine tonight also. Then you go in and lie with him, that we may preserve offspring from our father.”"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Oral sex between consenting males is mentioned eleven times in the Bible
and never censoriously, yet any mention of it has been edited out of the
Readers Digest condensed version.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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There is nothing wrong in just talking about sex...Originally posted by darmstadt View PostOral sex between consenting males is mentioned eleven times in the Bible
and never censoriously, yet any mention of it has been edited out of the
Readers Digest condensed version."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostThere is nothing wrong in just talking about sex...
...depends what's in your mouth at the time.nomadd liked this postComment
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Such as? Euclid was 300BCE, Pythagorous ~600BCE. The consensus among scholars about, for example, the book of Ezekiel (another x-rated portion of the Bible), is mostly the writings of one man who lived in Babylonia during the exile of Judah, about ~500BCE. The first chapter of Genesis is from about the same time - that's when most of the deuteronomical history was put together as well. The earliest portions - mostly in the first 15 chapters of Genesis - come from before 2000BCE - though again, the compilation and editing was during the exile. I struggle with the idea that texts originating between ~4000 and 1800 years old can be described as "modern".Originally posted by nomadd View Post...
In which case I suggest you research the history of mathematics. Some truly staggering works, both creatively and intellectually, penned many, many centuries before the Bible and all other leading modern religious texts....
I'd be surprised if Rowling is still well known in 20 years.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Brick Testament is/was wonderful, and I don't recall it being satire. I've see it used in quite a few sermonsOriginally posted by Gentile View PostThere used to be a great satirical website called The Brick Testament a few years ago, depicting scenes from the Bible in Lego. It's still online, but it's now basically just an advert for the same material that's been converted to e-book format.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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The Greeks? Late arrivals on the scene (and as is famously known, the Pythagorean theorem was both known and utilised by Indian and Egyptian mathematicians centuries before the birth of Pythagoras.) Summerian and Egyptian mathematicians pre-date the Greek mathematicians by over 1500 years.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostSuch as? Euclid was 300BCE, Pythagoras ~600BCE.
But, of course, the point I was making was that they were doing something intellectual challenging - not simply making up stories to entertain/control the masses.
Well, as I stated, if it's simple story telling, then look at the work of Homer (8th century BCE) and its sources - an oral tradition of story telling that stretches back many, many thousands of years. That oral tradition goes back many tens of thousands of years, certainly well into pre-history. Pictorial representations of hunting stories and the traditions surrounding them have been dated to 40,000 years ago. So, as I said, the current crop of religions are based on relatively modern stories and lead characters (so-called "prophets".)Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThe consensus among scholars about, for example, the book of Ezekiel (another x-rated portion of the Bible), is mostly the writings of one man who lived in Babylonia during the exile of Judah, about ~500BCE. The first chapter of Genesis is from about the same time - that's when most of the deuteronomical history was put together as well. The earliest portions - mostly in the first 15 chapters of Genesis - come from before 2000BCE - though again, the compilation and editing was during the exile. I struggle with the idea that texts originating between ~4000 and 1800 years old can be described as "modern".
Like I said, who knows? I don't follow her work myself, but I honestly think she will still be pretty well known in 20 years. Don't underestimate the power of marketing and greed - these have a habit of keeping stories going far longer than their shelf-life; visit a local church and its resident preacher for a fine example of this.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI'd be surprised if Rowling is still well known in 20 years.
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