If you were going to kill yourself...

[Gentile]

My preferred method: heart attack induced by over-consumption of chocolate fudge cake, during a post-dinner game of charades one Christmas circa 2063. Ideally, they'll get that I was doing "I left my heart in San Francisco" just as I pop my clogs.

[nomadd]

My preferred method: heart attack induced by over-consumption of deep-fried Mars bars washed down with whiskey.

Fixed.

Remember, you are a Scott, so must uphold your nations traditions.

[Gentile]

Fixed.

Remember, you are a Scott, so must uphold your nations traditions.

Bleuugh! I can't stand the stuff, I'm afraid. *





* PS: How come the Smileys keep changing order, CUK? It's worse than keeping track of bookmarks in Android!

[mudskipper]

Fixed.

Remember, you are a Scott, so must uphold your nations traditions.

Scot

But at least you didn't say Scotch.

[nomadd]

But at least you didn't say Scotch.

Or Jock.

[mudskipper]

Or Jock.

Better a Jock than a Sassenach.

[nomadd]

Better a Jock than a Sassenach.

Sassenach?

Oh, yeah, Bigfoot.

Saw a program on that. Don't believe a word of it.