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Yep, whatever way I chose, it would be one that would have that outcome. Drowning is supposed to be one of the most painless ways, along with any kind of gradual hypoxia. Or hypothermia.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Postso the family would still get the life insurance.
Read somewhere once that fire is the The Most Painful Way To Die, Ever.Comment
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You should try supporting Motherwell FC mate.....Originally posted by realityhack View PostYep, whatever way I chose, it would be one that would have that outcome. Drowning is supposed to be one of the most painless ways, along with any kind of gradual hypoxia. Or hypothermia.
Read somewhere once that fire is the The Most Painful Way To Die, Ever.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostYou should try supporting Motherwell FC mate.....
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I got burned quite seriously at 18Originally posted by realityhack View PostYep, whatever way I chose, it would be one that would have that outcome. Drowning is supposed to be one of the most painless ways, along with any kind of gradual hypoxia. Or hypothermia.
Read somewhere once that fire is the The Most Painful Way To Die, Ever.
The bit that hurt the most was the first degree burn to the hand from trying to put the fire on my clothes out, however the third degree burn on my arm did not hurt in the slightest - but where they took the graft from on my chest to cover it was excruciatingHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Probably similar to the story of a mate of mine who sliced a finger off with a circular saw... if the nerve endings are severed or sufficiently damaged, then you won't feel anything compared to a graze or slight burn.Originally posted by Troll View PostI got burned quite seriously at 18
The bit that hurt the most was the first degree burn to the hand from trying to put the fire on my clothes out, however the third degree burn on my arm did not hurt in the slightest - but where they took the graft from on my chest to cover it was excruciatingComment
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Was that Diver?Originally posted by realityhack View PostProbably similar to the story of a mate of mine who sliced a finger off with a circular saw...How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Haha. No, but I did think of him as I typed that.Originally posted by Troll View PostWas that Diver?Comment
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