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If you were going to kill yourself...
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If you don't die immediately, yes, very.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostIsn't that painful?
Chances are you'd have a pretty massive stroke, followed by a heart attack so it wouldn't last long..."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I think I'd rather go off somewhere very high. Get fit climbing to the top, that feeling of weightlessness / flying then the sudden stop.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostIf you don't die immediately, yes, very.
Chances are you'd have a pretty massive stroke, followed by a heart attack so it wouldn't last long...
Fck it, cigs and booze.Comment
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What about the idea of a random 'russian roulette' type of ending(\__/)
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Ciggies would take far too long.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostFck it, cigs and booze.
Booze? Interesting. Not sure that would be easy to pull off. Sure, you could have a few beers and then jump under a train, but that would be cheating. A "pure booze kill" would essentially mean poisoning yourself with alcohol. I think most of us would simply pass out way before we got the that stage.
I guess a mix of alcohol and flambeau could work (and would provide a use for the lit ciggies.)nomadd liked this postComment
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it's not possible to w@nk oneself to death.Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostNot a bad way to go, arf!
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I would have died yea....................aaaagrrrgghhhhhh(\__/)
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I'm enjoying life far too much but something's gotta get ya.Originally posted by nomadd View PostCiggies would take far too long.Comment
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Have you caught your privates in one of those leather codpieces your were making? Seems Lvl9 crafting is not all its made out to be...Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postit's not possible to w@nk oneself to death.
If it were
I would have died yea....................aaaagrrrgghhhhhh
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