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The James Bond innuendo thread
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The James Bond innuendo thread
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Are you still in there?Originally posted by Pondlife View PostGreat thread. I'm off to consult the archives."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy favourite is a toss up between Pussy Galore and "as long as the collar and cuffs match"."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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"I love a good ride in the mornings" as JB prepares for a spot of horse riding. Not sure which JB file this comes from.______________________
Don't get mad...get even...Comment
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From Russia With Love.
Tatiana: I think my mouth is too big.
007: It's just the right size for me.Job motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.Comment
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