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PorkPie replied

7 September 2012, 09:49
Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post

Was there a Bond Girl called Honey Frontbottom? If there wasn't there should have been.

why don't you google it and find out?
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Sausage Surprise replied

7 September 2012, 09:41
Was there a Bond Girl called Honey Frontbottom? If there wasn't there should have been.
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Ignis Fatuus replied

7 September 2012, 08:33
From Russia With Love.

Tatiana: I think my mouth is too big.
007: It's just the right size for me.
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kaiser78 replied

7 September 2012, 08:12
"I love a good ride in the mornings" as JB prepares for a spot of horse riding. Not sure which JB file this comes from.
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Ruprect replied

6 September 2012, 20:02
This one is good. Check 50 seconds in:

Moneypenny: Where are you James?
Bond: I'm just up here in Oxford, brushing up on a little Danish
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Ruprect replied

6 September 2012, 19:58
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

My favourite is a toss up between Pussy Galore and "as long as the collar and cuffs match".
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Ruprect replied

6 September 2012, 19:56
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Great thread. I'm off to consult the archives.

Are you still in there?
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Pondlife replied

29 August 2012, 07:47
Great thread. I'm off to consult the archives.
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Paddy replied

28 August 2012, 22:29
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Ruprect replied

28 August 2012, 20:22
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BrilloPad replied

28 August 2012, 20:20
My favourite is a toss up between Pussy Galore and "as long as the collar and cuffs match".
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Ruprect started a topic The James Bond innuendo thread

28 August 2012, 20:14
The James Bond innuendo thread

I'll start:
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