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And I'll have a glass too, which I'll pour down my underpants because I like the feeling of the fizzling that goes on down there... -
Never!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFor champagne?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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What does your butler say?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFor champagne?
Mine said: "Pehaps a little later, Mr Nomadd, when one has returned from The Gentleman's Club."nomadd liked this postComment
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For Christmas? I bought my first Christmas Card todayOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostFor champagne?
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Why? I always ask for them back. Haven't you heard of re-cycling?Originally posted by escapeUK View PostFor Christmas? I bought my first Christmas Card today
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Ive heard of it, but its something Ive never done. Sort your rubbish into different bins? hahaha fk that.Originally posted by nomadd View PostWhy? I always ask for them back. Haven't you heard of re-cycling?Comment
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Depends if you've anything to celebrate?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFor champagne?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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you get fined in Germany for not doing that.Originally posted by escapeUK View PostIve heard of it, but its something Ive never done. Sort your rubbish into different bins? hahaha fk that.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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One card with a list of names in it. Hand it to the first person on the list and instruct them to tick of their name and pass it on to the next person on the list. EasyOriginally posted by nomadd View PostWhy? I always ask for them back. Haven't you heard of re-cycling?
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